Let's talk toilets

The younger goofball learned at the dinner table recently that his parents would have two showers in their new bathroom and two sinks. So, he wondered, would they have two toilets? Because then they could chat while taking care of business. The goofball conceded that it would be hard to chat when pooping.

I am not sure if it was at this point or earlier that Grandma Jeanne almost died, but trust me she almost did. Refusing to laugh at such immature humor, she turned red, her eyes started watering, she put her forehead on the table.

It reminded me of this classic:



As to what is going on at the house:

• The walls are all primed.  Do I have photos? No. Just imagine grey.
• My room will be kittery point green because my choice in person apparently just screamed CUCUMBER.
• Little Goof going with a Caps theme. White walls and red trim. The other Goof: Yellow? Maybe.
• Trim picked out; Miked doing. Superman is also installing the tile.
• Cabinets ordered.
• Stair railing guy hired. We got the friends and family discount because his mom and Mom and Gram are friends. Also maybe because he worked on the Ford Falcon convertible we had.